When stuck in Zombie Land....

What 5 Things would you want?

These are my five, and although this list is not perfect I say I would pick better and survive better then most...

here it goes.

1. Rex Ryan

He's fat, funny, and someone I wouldn't necessarily be torn up about if killed. Plus when running from zombies you always want to be faster then your "friend".

2. Intratec TEC-DC9 (Tec 9)

Some would opt for a shot gun, or a desert eagle but why would I choose the Tec? Simple. In Z-land speed is your friend, T feel like those other guns would only encumber one's progress. The Tec is light at 1.23 Kg's and is effective within 25 meters which is plenty. Also if makes you feel like Pac or Biggie when shooting it. I would probably want another gun as back up, but if i were stuck with only a single gun the Tec 9 would be my pick.

3. Fireman's Axe

Ah the melee weapon. A tool you wish to never use but must be deadly because if you are using it you are probably in trouble. I picked the fireman's axe for several reasons, first because you can get some serious speed when swinging it, making it more lethal more quickly. Second it is sharp as hell, good for cutting off limbs or heads. Third, the pick on the back, lets you sing in all directions causing obscene amounts of damage. A non sharp weapon may be better however. This was brought to my attention when I was informed of the dangers of the sharp weapon getting stuck in your err subject. More research is required but ill look into the blunt weapon.

4. Chain Mail

Odd that I would include this right? Not so fast. A zombies main form of attack is their bite, and a bite can be delivered to any part of the body. This is what makes modern body armor ineffective. The dark age staple covers all parts of the body, and does not encumber movement. This armor protects pretty well against bites and doesn't restrict movement.

5. Trophy Truck

Most would see the Hummer H2 or the Cadillac Escalade in the movie "Zombie Land" and think, wow that's a perfect vehicle. This is why these people would die. In Zombie America one has to be prepared to brave the world of no or poor roads. The Trophy truck not only has incredible off road capabilities but is super quick. These machines are engineered to hit 135 mph off road, which is ridiculous! This is why it is my clear front runner in a vehicle to brave Z- land in.

This is my list of 5 must haves in a Zombie ruled land. Feel free to use my ideas when the world succumbs to the invasion. Your welcome in advance for the help.